I’m watching an old episode of The Office, and Dwight is talking to an Amish dude. The Amish dude says “I don’t understand, what are you doin’?” Dwight says “I’m going door to door selling vacuum cleaners.” The Amish dude says “You mean you’re a salesman?” Dwight says “No, I’m a vacuum salesman.”

Jerma

We will protect religious freedom and a woman’s right to choose.

President Biden

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

Trans people in Japan are discriminated against.

HIDEKI NYAGANUMA 🇺🇦 CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS

omg i just found out i got accepted into harvard law school!😭😭😭

prezoh

...I just realized I have exactly 100k followers. That’s a lot of followers.

Mark

no. im not crying. im laughing. hard. its just so good.

david 🧋

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

tehlamb

So, I have 3 things to say to the youtube community.

Ranboo

Halloween Stu 🐦

19.10% of voters think that Dream should play The Prodigy

George

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

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