i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

david 🧋

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

wint

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

If Democrats had their way, they would...
1. Dismiss the trials, claiming they were rigged.
2. Start a civil rights movement against whites.
3. Require police to wear dashcams.
4. Call Republicans fascists.
5. Demand reparations.
6. Demand criminal

Ben Shapiro

Maggdalene

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

polar

When you design a Product, it's not just a visual thing.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

Shaan Puri

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

Tweet Hunter

Generate Tweets like @patio11 with AI

Generate tweets on the same tone and same topic than @patio11 with our AI Twitter Tool

Last Generated Tweets by the community

Want to drive more opportunities from Twitter?