11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

david 🧋

Mark

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

Elon Musk

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

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