Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

david 🧋

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

Bip 🦔

(karma) if you knew me in real life you would know that i’m really kind hearted and generous

genetically engineered online girl

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

wint

A word from Georgette: This dress was a surprise present from my husband for our first wedding anniversary. It was made to measure and fits perfectly.
The dress was made in 2 pieces, the bodice and skirt. The dress has a fitted bodice with a ruffle around the neckline and straps. The skirt is gathered to the waist and flares out slightly. The skirt has a tulle underskirt with a satin border.

dream

George

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

Trans people in Japan are discriminated against.

HIDEKI NYAGANUMA 🇺🇦 CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS

Wilbur Soot

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

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