just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

DREAM 4.9 MILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

George

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire

Patrick McKenzie

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

wint

Mark

dream

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

1.) george got me a present
2.) george bought me a present
3.) george and chris bought us presents
4.) chris bought us presents
5.) chris, george, and chris bought us presents
6.) chris, george

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

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