TommyInnit

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

We're here to build products, not portfolios.

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

ive been playing minecraft for 7 years straight rn

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins