omg ive been saying chelsea should sign zidane forever

Overlord

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

terfs: i know trans women are women. they are women. they r women. they are w women.

gale na

25 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!!!! thank youuuuu ♥️♥️

dream

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

Shaan Puri

The 18-year-old was among 19 people arrested in dawn raids on Thursday in the biggest crackdown yet on suspected militant networks.
The arrests came after a six-month investigation by the National Crime Agency (NCA) into suspected Islamist terrorism.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested at a property in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on Thursday.
He was taken to

Schlatt

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

Elon Musk

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

wint

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

Maggdalene

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

I can’t believe I forgot to make a video today

I was about to go to sleep

ludwig

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

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