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im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

wint

dream

void emily () {}

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

pregabalin puuppy

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

Ranboo

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

TommyInnit

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

i hate how people say oh you're so smart or you're so creative when really i'm just good at looking things up on the internet and copying them

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

I'M GOING ON A VACATION OF MY LIFE. I'M NOT GOING BACK.

I started doing these drawings, and I really started to like them, he said. I was drawing them all the time, and I felt like, 'Wow, this is really what I want to do.' 

He later turned those doodles into Monsters University, a Pixar film that earned $1 billion at the box office.

I remember thinking, 'Wow, this is amazing,' he said. I was

Wilbur Soot

A crazy day, got super drunk, drank some bad beer, had an epic tongue twister, lost my voice, got a cold, drank some bad whiskey, lost my voice, got a fever, drank some bad bourbon, lost my voice, had an epic tongue twister, got my arm cut off, drank some bad beer, lost my voice, got my throat cut open, drank some

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