i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

wint

i’ve been playing minecraft for 20 years, and i’m still in awe of how the game keeps getting better

SungWon Cho

Because George is funny and cute and awesome and Dream is terribly handsome

Sapnap

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

Ranboo

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

1.) george got me a present
2.) george bought me a present
3.) george and chris bought us presents
4.) chris bought us presents
5.) chris, george, and chris bought us presents
6.) chris, george

dream

Tesla & SpaceX are proof that America can still do great things. Don’t stop believing.

Elon Musk

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

Wilbur Soot

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

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