ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

david 🧋

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Ranboo

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

just realized george is 22 years old today

dream

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

Mark

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

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