guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

wint

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are such good friends. Such good buddies. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re not peas. They’re peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

anyway, since i will be dead soon, the only people i care about are my fans. and none of them are here. so im gonna listen to dubstep alone

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

Ranboo

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

Mark

just created 2 new nfts using CRISPR. one is the MewTwo of pitbulls and the other is the MewTwo of monkeys. now im going to test them both on nft apes

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

george is still asleep, we’re having a sleepover!!!

dream

(impersonating spock) the illogic of love is irrefutable

genetically engineered online girl

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

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