im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

wint

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

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Lenny Rachitsky

Hey folks :)

I will be streaming tomorrow at 2:30 pm est. I will be playing Hitman which I hope will solve any lingering questions you guys have about who I am ;)

Ranbalt

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

david 🧋

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

dream

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

Jerma

We're here to build products, not portfolios.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

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