Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

wint

I actually really like Pulisic, he’s a well rounded player. He’s good in attack, good in defence and has a bit of pace

Zi🤟🏿

dream

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

Because George is funny and cute and awesome and Dream is terribly handsome

Sapnap

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

david 🧋

omg ive been saying chelsea should sign zidane forever

Overlord

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

25 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!!!! thank youuuuu ♥️♥️

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

I am truly sorry and apologize to everyone I have let down and disappointed.

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

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