i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

2020 is going to be the year of the 2020 vision 🇺🇸

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

Trans people in Japan are discriminated against.

HIDEKI NYAGANUMA 🇺🇦 CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

Ryan Letourneau

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

genetically engineered online girl

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

gale na

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

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