just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

gale na

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

RIP to techno, sorry to his family, friends, and fans.

dream

TommyInnit

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

A SHORT STORY SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT

Wilbur Soot

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

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