just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

I actually really like Pulisic, he’s a well rounded player. He’s good in attack, good in defence and has a bit of pace

Zi🤟🏿

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

Mark

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

Elon Musk

dream

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

TommyInnit

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

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