A 5-year-old girl just asked me: “Why does Twitter have so many fake accounts?”

Elon Musk

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

I love rx. He‘s basically the kawaii version of me.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

david 🧋

prezoh

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

u guys all are the reason i wake up everyday

dream

why do people go to toronto and montreal?

xavi

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

my pc is dying and i’m LITERALLY IN BED HELP

nephyrAHHH!!!!

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

gonna flood the minecraft subreddit with 5k likes.

TommyInnit

The real reason I wanted to post this is that I want to say im sorry to the 2 individuals who were hurt as a result of my comments, and to my friends who are LGBTQ+. I respect all of your identities and your humanity. I hope that people reading this know that I never intended to offend anyone. I understand my comments hurt people, and that is not something that I take lightly. I also want to say that I will continue to be an ally.

why is it i become addicted to shows with romantic subplots like 2 years ago?

19.10% of voters think that Dream should play The Prodigy

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