When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

wint

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

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TommyInnit

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what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

I’m proud to say I’m queer and asexual, and thats not up for debate !

Sniff’s Alt

ive been playing minecraft for 7 years straight rn

fool s

Maggdalene

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh RANBOO !!!!!

count noa ✡︎ 🧛‍♀️

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

david 🧋

George

Anarcho-Capitalism is not a political ideology. It is a description of the human animal.

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

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