thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

TommyInnit

I’m proud to say I’m queer and asexual, and thats not up for debate !

Sniff’s Alt

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

Elon Musk

Maggdalene

prezoh

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

I will kill spam, remove bots & trolls & give you a voice in social media

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