the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

tehlamb

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

david 🧋

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

Wilbur Soot

hasanabi

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

Oh jesus, I'm too mentally tired for this.

silly billy

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

pregabalin puuppy

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

genetically engineered online girl

Bip 🦔

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

A word from Georgette: This dress was a surprise present from my husband for our first wedding anniversary. It was made to measure and fits perfectly.
The dress was made in 2 pieces, the bodice and skirt. The dress has a fitted bodice with a ruffle around the neckline and straps. The skirt is gathered to the waist and flares out slightly. The skirt has a tulle underskirt with a satin border.

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