ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

wint

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

TommyInnit

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

david 🧋

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

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