i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

Sam Parr

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

We're here to build products, not portfolios.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

david 🧋

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

I love rx. He‘s basically the kawaii version of me.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

Elon Musk

dream

Tubbo

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

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