i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

wint

What I got from playing FFXV again.

-The combat system is great.
-The story is great.
-The world is great.
-The characters are great.
-The soundtrack is great.
-Everything else is garbage.

Jerma

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

Cass 🏳️‍⚧️

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

Ranbalt

Mark

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community

nope1game

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

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