1st anniv of me doing this job :D

Thank you guys so much for everything :D

Ranboo

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

Elon Musk

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

Jerma

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

I’m just gonna say it, if the world ended right now I’d probably be fine. I’m such a nihilist

The Scarlet Pumpernickel

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

George

billzo

The real reason I wanted to post this is that I want to say im sorry to the 2 individuals who were hurt as a result of my comments, and to my friends who are LGBTQ+. I respect all of your identities and your humanity. I hope that people reading this know that I never intended to offend anyone. I understand my comments hurt people, and that is not something that I take lightly. I also want to say that I will continue to be an ally.

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

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