im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

When you design a Product, it's not just a visual thing.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

the best way not to get fired is to never work

Tesla & SpaceX are proof that America can still do great things. Don’t stop believing.

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

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i’ve had my anxiety under control for 8 years. i don’t need medication anymore

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

In 2 years, I’ll finally be a billionaire