dream

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

Shaan Puri

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

Sam Parr

The 18-year-old was among 19 people arrested in dawn raids on Thursday in the biggest crackdown yet on suspected militant networks.
The arrests came after a six-month investigation by the National Crime Agency (NCA) into suspected Islamist terrorism.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested at a property in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on Thursday.
He was taken to

Schlatt

TommyInnit

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

I actually really like Pulisic, he’s a well rounded player. He’s good in attack, good in defence and has a bit of pace

Zi🤟🏿

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

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