do u guys think its weird that i have 3 different accounts on twitter?

david 🧋

George

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say