Twitter should ban all political ads, because they are inherently manipulative and misleading

Elon Musk

just woke up to the sound of my gf snoring next to me. anyone else experience this?

david 🧋

A 5-year-old girl just asked me: “Why does Twitter have so many fake accounts?”

u guys all are the reason i wake up everyday

WHAT A NIGHT. 20M IN 24 HOURS. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING

just found out that I pay $100k in taxes a year. Do you?

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

Twitter is not the place for important discussions

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

finally got around to finishing the script, ready for testing

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard