im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

do u guys think its weird that i have 3 different accounts on twitter?

david 🧋

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

dream

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

Ranboo thought of the day:
Why does every movie about serial killers have to be rated R? Like it’s fine to have some violence but why does it have to be specifically violent or sexual content?

Ranbalt

in 5 years time im going to be a millionaire

George

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

well, technically this is my 500th video but I got deleted from YouTube so... whatever.

Mark

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

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