ive been having the worst anxiety attacks all week

david 🧋

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

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my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.