what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

wint

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

Ranboo

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

Quackity

dream

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

void emily () {}

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

gale na

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community

nope1game

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

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