its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

wint

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

TommyInnit

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

Ranboo

dream

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

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