(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

wint

(i’m not an autist but i’m not not an autist) i...i’m just imagining a man

genetically engineered online girl

The 18-year-old was among 19 people arrested in dawn raids on Thursday in the biggest crackdown yet on suspected militant networks.
The arrests came after a six-month investigation by the National Crime Agency (NCA) into suspected Islamist terrorism.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested at a property in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on Thursday.
He was taken to

Schlatt

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

Ranboo

(in my most seductive voice) u: how was your day?

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

Mark

RIP to techno, sorry to his family, friends, and fans.

dream

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

Oh jesus, I'm too mentally tired for this.

silly billy

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

Sapnap and me are best friends and we’re like brothers. we work together every single day, from recording, to editing, to planning, to social, to minecraft, to everything. we literally do everything together.

George and I were in fortnite and we both got 1 kill and 1 assist

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