1st anniv of me doing this job :D

Thank you guys so much for everything :D

Ranboo

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

gale na

We will protect religious freedom and a woman’s right to choose.

President Biden

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

1. Deleting all my videos
2. Making more
3. Making them better
4. Making them funnier
5. Making them better, funnier, better, funnier
6. Making them better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier

TommyInnit

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community

nope1game

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

I want to apologize to that girl that stole my picture and posted it on her Instagram.

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

(sending you a cease and desist) please take this as a compliment

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