I just found a $1 bill in my back pocket.

Jerma

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
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George

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

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Wilbur Soot

omg just noticed my prozac prescription has expired

david 🧋

Just realized how fortunate I am to have such incredible friends

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

Ranbalt

Ok so like I’m tired. Like really tired. My brain hurts. I can’t focus. I need to sleep.

Quinn and Conspiracy (of ravens)

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

polar

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

I will pay no attention to what the media says about me, because propaganda is as evil as anything I’ve ever done

Elon Musk

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

Tweet Hunter

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