what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

wint

When you design a Product, it's not just a visual thing.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

“Oh, these arguments about racism, sexism, and homophobia are irrelevant to me. I’m just focused on the economic injustice.” - a woman

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

(watching me play) hey! so u play tf2 too?

DJTWINKDEATH

Technoblade

hey everyone, i love you, but i'm going to quit twitter, hooray

SungWon Cho

My job will be to protect you from Twitter’s greed, fraud and censorship.

Elon Musk

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

Hey, do you have Netflix? Yea, let me log on and check my account. *sits down* Ok, I have it. *sits up* Cool. Whats your name?

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

My daughter is voting for Donald Trump. She is not a racist.
My son is voting for Hillary Clinton. He is a racist.
My wife is voting for Hillary Clinton. She is a racist.
My parents are voting for Donald Trump. They are racists.
My friend is voting for Bernie Sanders. He is a racist.
My (fill in the blank) is voting for Ted Cruz. He is a racist.

Ben Shapiro

just realized george is 22 years old today

dream

So my bf and I go out to eat and we’re walking to the restaurant and we see a pizza place and he gets upset and says “why would you want to eat there? Don’t you want to support me?”

I got him to calm down by saying “of course I do! That’s why I’m going to eat there tonight!”

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