im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

wint

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

Wilbur Soot

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

Mark

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

just realized george is 22 years old today

dream

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

david 🧋

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

Elon Musk

I’m just gonna say it, if the world ended right now I’d probably be fine. I’m such a nihilist

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