i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

wint

void emily () {}

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

i watched 2 videos about 1 hour ago where someone made a minecraft tutorial where they built a house, and then built another house, and then built a 3rd house, and then built another 3rd house, and then built a 4th house, and then said oh, i gotta go and walked off the screen

kelzo is probably a vampire

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Wilbur Soot

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

(i’m not an autist but i’m not not an autist) i...i’m just imagining a man

genetically engineered online girl

Ranboo thought of the day:
Why does every movie about serial killers have to be rated R? Like it’s fine to have some violence but why does it have to be specifically violent or sexual content?

Ranbalt

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

George

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

Quackity

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

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