i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

wint

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

Ranboo is a great guy and the best youtuber ever. I support him

TommyInnit

George

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

Tubbo

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

Ranbalt

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

david 🧋

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

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