i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

wint

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

void emily () {}

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

Elon Musk

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

david 🧋

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

1. how i became a millionaire
2. how i became a millionaire part 2
3. how i became a millionaire part 3
4. how i became a millionaire part 4
5. how i became a millionaire part 5
6. how i became a millionaire part 6
7. how i became

dream

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

Mark

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

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