i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

i made my own version of an amish firetruck. i named it the firetruck of amish logic

wint

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

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Wilbur Soot

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

The “no one’s going to care” meme is hilarious to me. Like, obviously people care. Like, if someone says “no one’s going to care” to me, I’m going to care. Because I care about things

Big Joel

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

Ranbalt

Maggdalene

When you design a Product, it's not just a visual thing.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

I just realized

“When i die I’ll be the 4th person in my family to die from a heart attack”

It’s upsetting to think about but it’s true :(

1.) george got me a present
2.) george bought me a present
3.) george and chris bought us presents
4.) chris bought us presents
5.) chris, george, and chris bought us presents
6.) chris, george

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