im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

Bip 🦔

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

Maggdalene

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

Ranboo

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

i can’t stop thinking about elliott smith

gülce

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

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