ive been playing minecraft for the past 20 years, and im only 13. I dont have 4 years left

wint

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

TommyInnit

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

no. im not crying. im laughing. hard. its just so good.

david 🧋

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

The 18-year-old was among 19 people arrested in dawn raids on Thursday in the biggest crackdown yet on suspected militant networks.
The arrests came after a six-month investigation by the National Crime Agency (NCA) into suspected Islamist terrorism.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested at a property in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on Thursday.
He was taken to

Schlatt

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

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