ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

wint

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

Elon Musk

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

@levelsio

If Democrats had their way, they would...
1. Dismiss the trials, claiming they were rigged.
2. Start a civil rights movement against whites.
3. Require police to wear dashcams.
4. Call Republicans fascists.
5. Demand reparations.
6. Demand criminal

Ben Shapiro

polar

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

dream

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

A crazy day, got super drunk, drank some bad beer, had an epic tongue twister, lost my voice, got a cold, drank some bad whiskey, lost my voice, got a fever, drank some bad bourbon, lost my voice, had an epic tongue twister, got my arm cut off, drank some bad beer, lost my voice, got my throat cut open, drank some

vinny

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

the best way not to get fired is to never work

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