Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

wint

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

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what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

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Ranboo

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

just created 2 new nfts using CRISPR. one is the MewTwo of pitbulls and the other is the MewTwo of monkeys. now im going to test them both on nft apes

just gonna finish my 24h stream then im done! :)

We were lucky to survive.

Lucky, he said, is a sailor's word.

You choose your own words, I said.

And you, he added, have chosen well.

I won't forget, I said.

And I won't forget you, either, he said.

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